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[Jerle]

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You might recognize me from the comic, as I leave some random comment just about every other day. My real name is Allen, I'm 23, and I live in Hell, AKA Oklahoma. Anyway, I love cookies tons, preferably chocolate chip cookies, fresh baked, not that packaged crap. They're perfect when dunked in milk just long enough to absorb some of it, but not make it soaked. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to my cookies. My favorite things to do are play games, read comics, watch anime, sit around bored off me bum (that's a given, being as how I live in Oklahoma.) However, I was born in WA state, so my REAL favorite things to do that I can't do are snowboarding, mountain biking, getting drunk and walking to the Idaho border, spread my legs, and go "I'M IN TWO STATES!!!" I'm single, with an off and on sex drive due to some things that happened a few years ago. My mind is twisted but only sometimes. I repress way too much and I can't gain weight for crap. Favorite music is rock, I hate rap, hip hop, and R&B with a passion, some country is alright, classical is pwn, and I love certain opera songs. That's basically as good of a summary I can give without giving too many gritty details that, in all honesty, will just depress you.

Oh yeah, I forgot this one. Girls are attracted to me for some odd reason. I have no clue why. Haven't even been trying to attract a girl. Haven't in years. Again, I'm not going into detail as to why.

[Strange Ian]

Cookies... Mmm...
Bad Ian! You've had your cookies for the day! No more!
So, um... Welcome here, hope you enjoy, please don't spring cookie-talk on me like that again. It needs some kind of warning sign.

[BarbJacobs]

Welcome to the forum! Thank you for all of your whimsical enthusiasm for my latest project! It amuses me terribly, horribly, and that is a good thing.

Oh yeah, I forgot this one. Girls are attracted to me for some odd reason. I have no clue why. Haven't even been trying to attract a girl. Haven't in years. Again, I'm not going into detail as to why.

Well, based on your picture, (if that is actually YOU) it's probably because you are cute.
DUH!!! ^_^
Furthermore, I would guess that you know EXACTLY why, but are choosing to take the coy approach which girls may find disarming as well.
This would pigeonhole you into the labeling slot of- PLAYER.
LOL!!!

Labels! Labels!@@

WELCOME!!
~B

[Hagar]

You are so funny Barb...

Welcome Allen AKA Jerle! I'd say something about the cookies or the girl thing too, but I recently was dumped by my almost-4-years boyfriend & I should keep away from chocolate or guys until I'll calm down a bit... You see, I'm already turning to bitter humor! It's a progress! of a kind...
sigh...

Ignore THAT. Welcom!!!

[Net]

Hiyya!!

Just a word of warning, don't feed the other forum-goers... we nip. :p

>Net

[Elle]

Disregard Net--I WANT COOKIES.


Nurrhello. I run the chicken material here, while utilizing a horrific amount of capslock.

[Jerle]

I'm not going into full detail, but I haven't been in a relationship for a bit over 3 years. Bleh I might as well actually, since it's going to be brought up.
3 years ago, my fiancee slipped into a coma after giving birth to our daughter. She had a heart problem which was worsened by the pregnancy and giving birth was the last straw. Shortly after, our daughter died. As for the not knowing why, I've slowly become a self hating bastard over the years. I can understand physical attraction, but I don't see anything in myself personality-wise that's attractive. Also, I'm 5'3 IRL.
The power of cookies compels you.
Edit:
Now that I've ingested *checks* 12 beers, I'm going to go a little further with describing myself!
Every night before bed, I tell my daughter a bedtime story in my head. Right after Reese died, I drank heavily. I generally killed a fifth or more of vodka every night after work up until I joined the military. About two weeks into basic, I popped both my shoulders out of place several times over within a ten minute time period, messing up my shoulders seriously to the point where I generally wake up with no feeling in my arms. I flirt a lot for some odd reason, as Barb correctly guesses about me, but I let everybody I know that the flirting's mostly in jest. As of right now I know of ONE person I'd be willing to enter into any kind of relationship with, and we've known each other for years, so I'd pretty much kill anyone who tried to mess with her. I am, sadly, addicted to snuff tobacco, thanks to a friend who gave it to me to calm my nerves when Reese was in the hospital as opposed to using other things (pot, which I smoked heavily every night back then anyway). I don't drink that often anymore unless it's beer and something happens to make me want to drink. The only real exception to this is when my cousin and his wife drag me to a club in oklahoma city with them, but the reason I drink there is because I REALLY don't like crowds. I have refused sex many times the past few years and I don't know what would happen if I actually HAD sex. My drive is kind of screwy. I've got a dirty mind, but no real interest in pursuing. I'm told I have a sense of humor, but I get a little more cynical every day. I have a small obsession with cookies (I REALLY love cookies, chocolate chip cookies), and cherry cheesecake.

[Strange Ian]

The power of cookies compels you.

Indeed it does. And I'm sorry for your loss.
But you know, you're cute, you have a troubled past, a sense of humour AND, you have a sweet tooth. I'm afraid you're going to have to learn how to live with the interest of the girls.

[Hagar]

S*** man! Your a year younger then me- when did you have the time to have one of the saddest stories I ever heard?!?!?
Their are no words, not in any language I know, to say how sorry I am for you, & how terrible is your lost. Words are great, but they fail us.
No one should go through what youve been through, & not so young.

But keep with us. We can't offer much, but we give every thing we can. & this forum is relay, really GOOD in cheering your spirit, & pick you up when you fall down hard. So when things get to be to bad- log in. We can't send you cookies (well, not very fast) but at least we have chicken jokes & sympathies.

Welcome again!

[Elle]

That has to be one of the most terrible things to have happen, ever, and I'm terribly sorry you had to endure it! ):

[Jerle]

I was actually just 20 when all this happened. I'll be 24 this month. I need to move on. I don't think I know how though.

Edit: Somebody randomly added me to their msn the other day when I put my msn on here.
*goes crazy with wondering who it is*
Anyone add me?

[Ceridwen]

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Favorite music is rock, I hate rap, hip hop, and R&B with a passion

I love you. If nothing else then just for that. Well, and the cookie thing. (I didn`t add you, though I admit to a temptation of cackling and pretending like it was me just for kicks.)

Jokes aside - I am very sorry to hear about the stuff life have thrown in your head, but I admire the fact that you seem to have found a way out of the mire, it takes some courage.

Oh, and I should welcome you to the forums as well. Welcome!

[Jerle]

Yay! I'm loved!
All kidding aside, I just need to figure out how to move on.

[Ceridwen]

Different people have different ways of moving on. For me it was change.

[Jerle]

I think I'm gonna have to find somebody for me to move on with. That's what my body's telling me, and my body's usually right, when I listen to it.